Viewed in
2004
Premise
Indy saves some child slaves.
Who should watch
No one.
Thoughts
This movie never happened. I have repressed any memory of the nonsensical plot, the annoying boy sidekick, and the gory extraction of a beating heart from a live sacrifice.
On a historical note, this movie was credited for forcing the MPAA to add PG-13 to the list of ratings.
What I would change
Nothing because it never happened.
