Ishtar

Viewed in
2011

Formats
HDTV

Premise
Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty star as two desperate singers who go to Morocco, only to find themselves in the middle of a political uprising.

Hated
Pretty much everything.

Thoughts
Wow.  Its famous horribleness still held up in epic fashion.

If you like a lot of intentionally bad lyrics, then you should enjoy this smorgasbord.  Other than that, pretty much the only thing that got a genuine chuckle from me was the bizarre blind camel gag.

The flaws were aplenty, and sadly most were just cringe-inducing instead unintentionally funny.  The story crawled, the plot was riddled with nonsensical double-agent plots, repetitively napalmed with the misidentity plot device, and finished off with an anti-climactic ending.  Both leads were unlikable idiots and miscast; Hoffman should've been the dorky one and Beatty the ladies man.

Ishtar was truly a turd of a movie.  The fact that it was over budget, including two giant stars, exotic desert locations, stunts, animals, helicopters, and explosions just took this flop into the pantheon.